Kai, The Informologist

地球上有那么坦白的中国人，我为此感到骄傲。当然不能忘记中国在这届亚运会拿到了一大堆金牌。
虽然心有所属，我还是单身男子。（好cheesy的term哦!)
周幻星称他为，目前觉得傻的很到位的一个人~。
读了读身处伦敦的他对于单身男子的看法，真的很白烂。

“单身男人的性需求通常通过以下方式解决：手、性交易、一夜情、短暂的爱情免费赠送品和梦遗。
综合考虑以上所有方式，具有一个共同的、致命的、难以逆转的缺点——不稳定性。
吃了上顿没下顿，不知道明天自己的性交对象在哪里。”

嗯嗯。。。我满同意这位同志的说法。这个缺点挺有影响力的嘛，到时候真的有经期的状况就不cool了。

可是, Crazy European Sex 和 Liberal America 给祖国的民众带来不同的想法, 大概已经删去DIY了吧.

他又接着说…

“这种处境类似于下岗职工的遭遇，档案在下岗工人安置办公室，自己摆个小摊随时有被城管人员连锅端的危险，收入不稳定，不知道将来自己生病了或者意外的时候如何解决，没有归属感。
所以，所有的下岗工人都希望再就业。
所以，所有的单身男人都希望坠入情网，甚至堕入情网。”

By the way, 下岗=unemployed.

tmd = 他妈的。

我好像也下岗了，不过，读书以及建立自我和社交圈不就是我们的新工作吗？
所以，一些男人不希望重业。
所以，一些男人不希望坠or堕。
因为有新工作了嘛。

这种post就像罗志祥的新歌《知我安眠慰》。

Duke = #1 College team in the states.
IU = #16
They are playing tonight.
and, we are gonna watch it!

Rock on.

人在江湖飘，谁能不挨操？有人就有江湖，有江湖就有淫乱。只要江湖存在一天，这些淫在江湖的日子就永远没有尽头。

淫在江湖，身不由己，一想到这个，我就很悲伤。

我最”讨厌”淫荡的人了。靠。

Allen got some weird issues with Blog-title Inspirations…

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy

I’m lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I’m Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)
Gurl dis ain’t no dance flo’
Dis a candy sto’
And I’m really geeked up
And I got mo’ dro
I pop, I roll
It’s soft I know
It’s da summer time
But yo laffy taffy got me froze (oh)
Gone get loose (oh)
Gone get low (oh)
don’t be shy
H** I’m Faybo? (oh)
I kno’ you wanna ride
You a star and it shows
(What’s happening? What’s up? What’s up? Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [Repeat 2x]

Cum on trick cum on trick
Here go Mr. Chocolate
I like da way you break it down
Waddle, stop you watchin me
Laffy taffy I’m likin’ dis
Big ol a** you shakin b****
Close yo mouth and don’t say s***
Bend on ova and hit a split
Work dat pole and work it well
Stacks on deck, yo ankles swell
Gurl let me touch ya
I will neva tell
Security gaurd don’t scare nobody
Damn right I touched dat h**
All da money just hit da flo’
D4L I’m ready to go
H** can’t even shake no mo
Dey tired out
Lets ride out
B**** you wanna go
Den she can go
She get in my car
I ain’t playin no mo
Start movin on my Faybo
B**** she probably already kno’
Let me see dat laffy taffy
(dun dun dunt)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

Say baby gurl
A wat you gon’ do
I got a hundred 1s
I wanna pour on you
Just keep dat a** shakin
And I keep tippin’ you
While I sit back like a playa
And sip dat grey goose
Feelin’ all loose
Cuz gurl you on your job
You got my d*** hard
Da way you touch dem toez
Workin’ dem micros
On da stilletos
You made it skeet skeet skeet
Like a water hoez (candy gurl)
Got me goin’ in my pocket
Pullin’ out mo’ dough
Let da waitress kno’ I need to order
Five hundred mo’
You besta believe lata on we headed 2 da mo’
So gone and pack dem bags
And let’s mothaf***in’ go
I’m waitin’ on yo fine a**
At da front doe
Gurl you don kno’
Ima toss da laffy taffy
Toss it flip it and slap it
Bust a couple of nuts
And get right back at it

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy [repeat 2x]

从床上移到书桌，再从书桌移会床上。
中文的感性在于它万能的表达能力。
似乎今晚用中文和我的电脑沟通，为我带来快乐，让我感到自由。

我可以贡献我的麻婆豆腐。

杯子寂寞，被人倒进了开水，滚烫的感觉，杯子想这就是恋爱的感觉；
水变温了，杯子很舒服，想这就是生活的感觉；
水变凉了，杯子害怕，也许就是怕失去；
水变得彻底的凉，杯子很难受，想把水倒出；
水终于被倒掉，杯子很舒服，但杯子掉到了地上，摔成了一片片的，杯子发现每一片上都有水留下的痕迹，它知道心里还是很爱水的，它想再完整地爱一次水，却不可能了……
难道只有失去才懂得珍惜？！
只有一切过去才知幸福？！
杯子到碎了那天，都不能明白……

– a chinese high school student’s writing.

Judy 可爱的国语发音。
Yiwei 的飘逸的长发。
Andrew 的”Allen~”
还有Steven, Yiing 和 Eva 陪我吃的晚餐。

人生有时，怪怪的，
不过有神的带领和朋友的陪伴，一切都OK!

-emotional allen.

Jose 的感恩节是在 Seattle 度过的。
而我会在圣诞节回到Seattle.
就像他说的，U-district 的 mix-icream 很棒，Seattle Center 旁的Sushi-land, 很好吃。
我很期待这次回去。

他象我，也从西雅图出发，到了另一个城市继续为自己的梦想努力。
可是大家回想都是一样的，就像他所说的，

No offence to people living in SF but, I still think that Seattle is the best place in US.

Let us have a white xmas this very year.
Jose, rock on.

other than the proud Hoosiers’ paper puts Gambling in their business section’s front page.

“Students Go ALL-INTERNET”

this dude makes $50,000 in 2 years, not alot for a person, but yes alot for an undergrad. nabei.

I could maybe open one of those Chinese Gambling dens with the chinese word “gamble” in front. Then I might become another billionaire who lives in Seattle. (yes, just like Mr. Gato, in Japanese pronounciation)

Why does camel have two breasts, or humps if you so like to call it, on its back? Sometimes, even for the male?

other than the proud Hoosiers’ paper puts Gambling in their business section’s front page.

“Students Go ALL-INTERNET”

this dude makes $50,000 in 2 years, not alot for a person, but yes alot for an undergrad. nabei.

I could maybe open one of those Chinese Gambling dens with the chinese word “gamble” in front. Then I might become another billionaire who lives in Seattle. (yes, just like Mr. Gato, in Japanese pronounciation)

Why does camel have two breasts, or humps if you so like to call it, on its back? Sometimes, even for the male?

I have depression, no?

lifeiswaiting.com

die la~

See I just got up.

After housing myself for a week, nothing’s changed, I still sleep that much, still hugging homework in the dorm, still cooking Ramen for breakfast/lunch/dinner, even though I still have $500+ meal points to finish by the end of, let’s see December 15th? I forgot if its rollover-able, I hope so.

Dongyou got baptized.

On the other hand, my MSN nick goes “God Leads the Way!”, but in reality, I haven’t got in touch with God for too long! Sinful. Never read bible, never pray, never even listen to speech anymore, always say too busy then ended up playing Championship Manager.

Almost became a zombie!

I didn’t go up to Indy and Edingburg, cuz I wanna sleep, then after I got up, I regret. How? Play Zelda. Game Zelda. Not very wise, isn’t it?

Ahhhh!!! Bring Allen back to me.
Seriously.

By the way, my laptop used to have one line on the screen cuz I bang its head on the ground too much, but after much protection, the second line has grown. Before I know it, my laptop might be filled up with lines. Not laced though.

Determined!

Ichun~!

really relaxing week, really, I just got off Zelda (its a game) after 7hours. Why do I use [brackets] (?)

Really excited about going back to Seattle, even had dinners planned.

People (those who knew me) who came to Denise house this 4~5 days must find me indifferent, was really anti-social. Really low self-esteem and confidence, even put on a hat in the house. I figure out Zelda is my way! Some stupidity filled by childish cuties.

Chatted with Stephanie, she’s at it again. Well, not saying its a bad thing. I can just picture myself doing the same, but I’m glad I was, for that moment clear of what I want her to know. I was even afraid to give her advice, don’t want a bias opinion, do we. But in the end,

“go for it…”

is quite nice too.

Everyone can be wise with advices if you are not the advisee. Rock on.

why go for babes when you have babies?
duh!

I love Spongebob!
just in case you don’t know.

What do you think?
A little too light?
I’m working on the link’s underlining, I wanna remove it.

It’s thanksgiving week break.
I’m staying in Denise’s.
Quite sleepy.

“just friends” is quite relaxing on the realities and hopes,
“pride&prejudice”, I can only appreciate the language, not exactly the content,
“harry potter”, starred movie, isn’t it?
movies.

Zelda is wonderfully interesting and intriguing, I got attached to it. I wanna play it right now, but then, Denise in her room [polite boy].

Oh, the dinner was wonderfully planned, everything look in place while I was playing Zelda and Derrick came in. Awesome. Well-dressed? Sure are!
dinner.

I wanna get my K201 done.

“Whip cream aren’t really whip cream if it hasn’t been whipped by whip.”
“Best kind of prize is a surprise!”
-Mr. Willy Wonka.

*photos courtesy of Lynn from iusoapopera

I’m gonna change the skin really soon, thanks to blogger templates.
I’m gonna get my GP8 done, important.
Catch up on the tons of Law that’s been missing. Yes, I miss it so much.
Keep reading on Hiptech

Singaporean won something.
A washer without actual water washing.
Just Air.

Fun? Your definition.
Bollock.

Firstly, I miss Pepsi, don’t ask me why.

Secondly, Mr.Brown had his 3rd child – Joy Ginelle Lee (awesome name… creativity director made the difference.

A spell to be used when addressing the birth of a child

Let your first breath be the
volume of small lemons.

Let your second breath snap
like a sail in strong wind.

Let your third breath howl like a wolf
on the edge of a great mountain.

Let your fourth breath
hoot like an owl.

Let your fifth breath open slowly
like the eye of a wild animal.

Let your sixth breath
rise like the sun.

Let your seventh breath follow
the tide on its way out.

Let your eighth breath
guide it back in.

God bless, with a smile.

Thanksgiving? Give thanks to…

reading: Matthew

Allen the Melon posing with Denise the D.d on thanksgiving dinner @ CV.
(yes, I AM the melon)

how come so chubby? nabei. (look at the pair of…! …)
the white sweater is too tight on me!
it looks so much better on moonok.

option1: *throw away*
or
option2: I HAVE GROWN UP?!

Allen the Melon posing with Denise the D.d on thanksgiving dinner @ CV.
(yes, I AM the melon)

how come so chubby? nabei. (look at the pair of…! …)
the white sweater is too tight on me!
it looks so much better on moonok.

option1: *throw away*
or
option2: I HAVE GROWN UP?!

There were two nuns…

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It’s not working.

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I’ll pray for you!

There were two nuns…

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It’s not working.

SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I’ll pray for you!

for classes and lecture
for karaoke and for movies.

now i wanna go running.
adieous.

kulseths. | cgcg. | scc. (IP) | spaceneedle. | jadegarden. | u-district. | bellevue sq. | starbucks. | waterfront. | diva espresso. | i-5. | 1040 ne 89th st | northgate mall. | 345. | suhendra. | moonok&misa&ayano&yuan. | safeway. | central market. | Wasabi Bistro. | sushi-land. | karaoke. | kinokuniya. | mariners. | supersonics. | a-da&shimpei. | poyen. | butterscotch&lilie&pepper&sox. | seattlites. |

lyrics amplifies the song.

外婆
周杰伦

今天是外婆生日
我换上复古西装
载着外婆开着拉风的古董车兜兜兜风
车里放着她的最爱
找回属于是她的时年代
往大稻埋码头开去把所有和外公的往事静静回忆
外婆她脸上的涟漪
美丽但藏不住压抑
失去了爱情只盼望亲情
弥补回应
大人们以为出门之前桌上放六百就算是孝敬
一天到晚拼了命
赚钱少了关怀有什么意义
外婆她的期待
慢慢变成无奈
大人们始终不明白
她要的是陪伴
而不是六百块
比你给的还简单
外婆她的无奈
无法变成期待
只有爱才能够明白
走在淡水河衅
听着她的最爱
把温暖放回口袋
记得去年外婆的生日
表哥带我和外婆参加
她最最重视的颁奖典礼
结果却拿不到半个奖
不知该笑不笑
我对着镜头傻笑
只觉得自己可笑
我难过
却不是因为没有得奖而难过
我失落
是因为看到外婆失落而失落
大人们根本不能体会
表哥他的用心
好像随他们高兴就可以彻底的否定
否定我的作品
决定在于心情
想坚持风格他们他们就觉得很欢乐
没惊喜没有改变
我已经听了三年
我告诉外婆
我没输
不需要改变
表哥说不要觉得可惜
这只是一场游戏
只要外婆觉得好听
那才是一种鼓励
外婆露出了笑容说她以我为荣
浅浅的笑容
就让我感到比得奖它还要光荣

kulseths. | cgcg. | scc. (IP) | spaceneedle. | jadegarden. | u-district. | bellevue sq. | starbucks. | waterfront. | diva espresso. | i-5. | 1040 ne 89th st | northgate mall. | 345. | suhendra. | moonok&misa&ayano&yuan. | safeway. | central market. | Wasabi Bistro. | sushi-land. | karaoke. | kinokuniya. | mariners. | supersonics. | a-da&shimpei. | poyen. | butterscotch&lilie&pepper&sox. | seattlites. |

lyrics amplifies the song.

外婆
周杰伦

今天是外婆生日
我换上复古西装
载着外婆开着拉风的古董车兜兜兜风
车里放着她的最爱
找回属于是她的时年代
往大稻埋码头开去把所有和外公的往事静静回忆
外婆她脸上的涟漪
美丽但藏不住压抑
失去了爱情只盼望亲情
弥补回应
大人们以为出门之前桌上放六百就算是孝敬
一天到晚拼了命
赚钱少了关怀有什么意义
外婆她的期待
慢慢变成无奈
大人们始终不明白
她要的是陪伴
而不是六百块
比你给的还简单
外婆她的无奈
无法变成期待
只有爱才能够明白
走在淡水河衅
听着她的最爱
把温暖放回口袋
记得去年外婆的生日
表哥带我和外婆参加
她最最重视的颁奖典礼
结果却拿不到半个奖
不知该笑不笑
我对着镜头傻笑
只觉得自己可笑
我难过
却不是因为没有得奖而难过
我失落
是因为看到外婆失落而失落
大人们根本不能体会
表哥他的用心
好像随他们高兴就可以彻底的否定
否定我的作品
决定在于心情
想坚持风格他们他们就觉得很欢乐
没惊喜没有改变
我已经听了三年
我告诉外婆
我没输
不需要改变
表哥说不要觉得可惜
这只是一场游戏
只要外婆觉得好听
那才是一种鼓励
外婆露出了笑容说她以我为荣
浅浅的笑容
就让我感到比得奖它还要光荣

I’m not going to class today.
for real.

I hope God of education will understand.